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The Great Exodus from Organized Religion – Is Cannabis Playing a Key Role?

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2 years ago

July 4, 2022

We are seeing a shift occur in real time and most people are too fixated on the latest social craze to know what’s going on. To be fair, to see societal shifts you do need to exercise a degree of awareness that most do not possess.

For those who have been paying attention – the world is different now.

There’s a definite difference in the tone and expression baselines reality than from twenty or thirty years ago. The 1990s, 80’s and before…all had a marked “era” to them. However, those antiquated norms began melting away over the past 10-15 years, right about the same time when Social Media was introduced to society in mass.

The Mayan Calendar ended on 2012 (for the previous great cosmic year), meaning that the new calendar is now in effect. Within astrological speak, “we’ve moved into the house of Aquarius” and in terms of Hindi myth, “We’re in the Age of Kali” – Christians call it, “the end of days”.

All of these different myths eluded to a time where there would be “wars and rumors of wars”, and where a new age would take its place.

In 2012, nothing spectacular happened. The world did not come to a crashing end, we did not see the end of days, the Armageddon did not come.

However, perhaps we were missing the point. We humans like to hyper-fantasize these cosmological events and create epic showdowns between two visible forces battling it out to see who wins. The old vs the new, the young vs the old…a dualistic state of reality.

Yet when you look at nature, change happens gradually, almost invisible to linear beings incapable of watching their own lives objectively. How do sunny skies become raging storms? They do so drop by drop, evaporating over time, coming together and forming gigantic floating sky lakes that are then pushed by the wind and when coming into contact with other clouds – thunder down rain with trembling might.

We only begin to pay attention when it is undeniable that “there is a storm coming”, however, we are oblivious to all of the other elements in the puzzle.

Similarly, we are now undergoing a paramount shift in society and we will never be the same again. What this future may hold is still anyone’s guess, but there is one thing that we can definitely note – cannabis has been integrated into mainstream society.

This might be due to the fact that there has also been a great exodus from organized religion. According to some Pew Research, there has been a significant decline in Christianity in the US over the past decade.

In Pew Research Center telephone surveys conducted in 2018 and 2019, 65% of American adults describe themselves as Christians when asked about their religion, down 12 percentage points over the past decade. Meanwhile, the religiously unaffiliated share of the population, consisting of people who describe their religious identity as atheist, agnostic or “nothing in particular,” now stands at 26%, up from 17% in 2009. – Source

The fact that people stop identifying with mainstream religion doesn’t negate their need for spiritual fulfillment. This is where substances like cannabis, psilocybin, DMT, LSD, and other psychedelics can help supplement the spiritual sustenance they got from their previous affiliations.

This isn’t saying that people will abuse these substances, but rather would rely on the intense psychedelia associated with some of the aforementioned “drugs” as a genuine subjective experience of spirituality in where they would be able to deposit much of their social anxiety and ascribe meaning to their existence.

After all, religion is simply a mechanism of engaging with society with a centralized authority running the show. Plant medicines and psychedelics on the other hand is another avenue to “experience divinity” without any centralized figures telling you what is right or wrong.

It’s like Open Source Spirituality or “Direct Interfacing Spirituality”.

As more people abandon their traditional representation of spirituality and embrace the “unknowingness” of it all – these “alternative approaches to wellness” are gaining mainstream attention. People are treating their depression with it, others curing their PTSD, and others utilizing it as a means of interacting with a spark of the “divine” – and the science is right there to document it all.

Yet while these psychedelics play a significant role in major shifts within the identity of a person and their interpretation of the world around them – cannabis has a far more subtle effect that will entrench itself within culture in many forms – one of them being a supplement for organized religion.

The Church of Cannabis

While psilocybin, LSD, MDMA, DMT and so forth can provide a person with significant transformative experiences in a short period of time – cannabis takes a more nuanced approach to wellness. Cannabis is something that people can consume daily without too much interruption of their daily activities.

In fact, most regular cannabis consumers are completely functional and utilize cannabis at specific times for specific purposes. Whether they are using it to go to sleep and unplug from a long day at the office, or to mitigate their anxiety or pain in order to be productive. Or simply for those who want to feel a bit of euphoria and enjoy themselves for the hell of it.

Most people are capable of sustaining a healthy cannabis habit and remain productive. Yet, cannabis also makes people want to try the crazies things like, going on hikes or learning a new sport. For some reason, when people begin to smoke cannabis – they begin to embark on new activities.

Potentially it’s about the self-reflective nature of cannabis. Say what you will about weed, but when you smoke enough weed you can turn your awareness on yourself and objectively see and say things about yourself you’d commonly like to ignore.

It’s as if the ego took a shot of the “Fuck-its!” and won’t take offense if you call it out on its bullshit.

It is in this capacity where cannabis can become a bridge that connects the “none religious” people in a way that organized religion does. This is one thing that organized religion excels at – creating community. This is also a fundamental problem with “open-source spirituality” in that they don’t have a “gathering protocol”.

In other words, people who smoke weed don’t come together at the community center every Saturday to smoke weed and listen to music a bit and then listen to some stoned dude talking about life stuff while others listen.

However, cannabis users “go out” and try new things. They take up hiking and meet other hikers (often who also are stoners). They take up mountain biking, surfing, cooking classes, etc.

This allows the individual to fill the void of community that is left when they abandon their traditional spiritual roots in search for something more. However, while this community is present, there will still be a sense of “lack” in their lives because even though cannabis can help an individual gain some perspective in their life – it is not a substitute for divinity.

Psychedelics and plant medicines are amazing tools that allows us to experience temporary moments of blissfulness and deep understanding. It warps out perceptive filters in such a way that we get to see a bit more than what we typically are capable of processing under normal conditions.

Yet these are still merely objects within our scopes of focus and while they may elude to the divine, they themselves are not the divine.

This is the second purpose of organized religion – a means of engaging with the divine.

How does one interact with the divine?

While cannabis is not a supplement for the divine, it can be utilized as a sacrament to it. The truth of the matter is that organized religion is nothing more than people telling other people “what the correct way” of believing in an undefinable being that supersedes our understanding.

What religion has in its favor is a well-organized approach on how you can submit yourself to a “code” in order to access the divine under certain conditions. For example, going to church on Sunday and worshipping with your community invokes the divine. This is true for all religions. If you go to a place where earnest people are calling to God (whoever that may be to them), you’ll witness an immersion of “something beyond” into the crowd.

Perhaps it is a type of mass psychosis, but for anyone who has truly experienced the touch of the divine, irrespective of their faith – they know it’s “something greater than them”.

Conversely, open-source spirituality doesn’t have a “text book” you can follow to engage with the divine. Rather, there are tools available and you construct your own mechanics of interaction – “Your Own Personal Jesus!”

Cannabis helps set the stage, it can help grease the individual’s mind and open them up to experiences of divine. But it would be a mistake to think that it is cannabis itself that is providing a source to the divine. Rather, it acts as a means for the ego to let go of trying to control the moment, and shuts down the inner-critic – allowing the participant to fully engage with their moment of divinity.

The question is, if cannabis isn’t the source of divinity, then how does one sustain a deep spiritual practice?

The good news is that the divine manifests itself when someone earnestly seeks it, irrespective of their faith. This technically means that if someone can believe earnestly enough in a particular model of engagement – they will be able to witness the divine express itself through it.

For example, if you believe that planetary alignment plays a role in what you can and cannot do in this life, the divine will utilize this system to communicate and engage with you. If you believe that the divine resides in nature and go to nature to be in the presence of the divine – it will be there!

This is the underlying lesson of all of these plant medicines – the divine is within, not without. However, it is through the meaning you ascribe to your actions that you invoke the divine. The rituals you engage with generate the results you live with.

Many people are tapping into ancient practices and modifying it to their lifestyles. Things like Yoga, Breathwork, Meditation, Magick, and other practices are all suitable systems for engaging with the divine.

A particular current of magick entitled “Chaos Magick” is essentially a paradigm where any element of any belief can be incorporated to construct your own system of engaging with the world. Your own “Psychosm”.

Within these practices, cannabis may be able to play an important role.

The role of cannabis in organized religion

Not many people know this, but cannabis was part of the traditional Jewish tradition. It’s even mentioned in the Bible & is a critical element in the making of the Holy Anointing oils. These oils were doused with cannabis, which then would be poured all over a prophet or king. Jesus was doused with pints of cannabis, which most certainly got him some degree of stoned.

The burning bush that Moses so famously spoke too is also theorized to be an Acacia bush according to some which contains trace amounts of DMT. There is also a theory that the Mana in the desert were actually mushrooms.

The point being, “drugs” have long played a role in the formation of spiritual practices. There is no reason why cannabis would not play a similar role as the entire human race reexamines their value systems.

Similarly, more people are going to look to substances like Ayahuasca, Peyote, Magic Mushrooms, LSD and more to help them redefine their spirituality according to their own preferences. For a while, this will spark a rapid evolution of belief systems some of them that may be a little “crazy”, but over time there should be an emergence of new currents of beliefs.

These new “religions” will either create new or modify old systems and shape it to suit the needs of the modern human. In all likeliness, you’ll see some sort of “techno-oriented religion” spark up in the future. Transhumanism is already a thing and is growing in popularity.

The old religions will become myth, and the new religions will become central in the formation and interaction of society.

Thus, as we see cannabis become legalized all over the world – this is merely the precursor to the major shift that will follow.

Psychedelics will become more mainstream and eventually enough people will abandon their old religions to adopt more dynamic means of interacting with their spirituality. Cannabis will play a major part in all of this.

The sticky bottom-line

Whether you like it or not, we’re currently in a major paradigm shift. The pandemic has accelerated a lot of the change, but the real fundamental things will happen once the institutions of old are weakened enough due to their inability to adapt fast enough with newer means of engagement.

It will probably take two or three generations for mainstream religion to take a more passive seat and would be considered similar to the “old wives tales” of today (in reference to antiquated beliefs of the previous generations).

Right now the establishment is still desperately trying to hold things together, the technocrats betting on a dystopian future – but underneath it all is a bubbling new paradigm about to wreak havoc on the world.

The great disruption is coming…so pack a bowl and let’s watch the madness unfurl.

Source: https://cannabis.net/blog/opinion/the-great-exodus-from-organized-religion-is-cannabis-playing-a-key-role

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Border sales a boost for most marijuana retailers across US

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1 year ago

September 8, 2023

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Marijuana sales along state lines are key revenue generators for retail operators in the United States, and new insights suggest a similar business bump along international borders, particularly Mexico.

Data compiled by New York-based wholesale technology platform LeafLink – as well as information gathered from state agencies, quarterly reports and interviews with several cannabis companies – bear that out.

LeafLink analyzed hundreds of ZIP codes at the request of MJBizDaily and found strong links that when new recreational markets open, retailers near borders stock up on inventory significantly more than operators located elsewhere in a state.

Data from the past three years revealed wholesale marijuana products purchased by border stores jumped 140% after the launch of adult-use sales, while retailers located in more interior areas increased purchases by about 80%.

“The growth when a state launches adult-use sales at a border store in terms of purchasing activity is around double the growth of the remainder of the state,” LeafLink Strategy Analyst Ben Burstein told MJBizDaily.

Of course, numerous factors are at play – perhaps none more impactful than the marijuana policies of neighboring states.

That’s why Illinois retailers near Wisconsin, where marijuana possession is illegal, are still attracting Wisconsinites nearly four years after the launch of recreational sales.

There also are retail sales-tax implications, a big reason why St. Louis-areas operators are seeing an influx of shoppers from southern Illinois, where cannabis taxes are at least three times higher than in Missouri.

Meanwhile, border retail in New Mexico is boosting depressed economies along hundreds of miles of its shared borders, drawing stampedes of consumers from neighboring Texas and, more recently, cross-border buyers from Mexico.

Retail shakeup in the heartland

The February launch of adult-use sales in Missouri has caused ripple effects throughout the Midwest.

Missouri holds the rare distinction of bordering eight states, with only Illinois offering recreational marijuana sales.

Missouri’s 6% retail tax on recreational marijuana purchases is also among the lowest in the nation, drawing Illinois consumers across the Mississippi River in droves to buy much cheaper weed.

All in, cannabis sales taxes in neighboring Illinois eclipse 30%, second only to Washington state. And in Chicago, sales taxes can easily top 40%.

Demand is booming in western Missouri, too.

In April, Missouri retailers near the border of Kansas, where marijuana possession is also illegal, told MJBizDaily they were seeing foot traffic increase ninefold after expanding into recreational sales.

The rush of new customers, coupled with cultivation-capacity lags, has led to big spikes in wholesale flower prices and inventory shortages throughout the supply chain.

Retailers, for their part, are trying to keep pace.

To meet consumer demand, wholesale purchases per store in the Kansas City, Missouri, market increased from $97,000 in the quarter before the launch of recreational sales to $491,000 in the quarter after, a whopping 406% jump, according to LeafLink data.

In the St. Louis market, which borders southwestern Illinois, wholesale purchases per store increased nearly 57%, to $610,000, after adult-use sales began.

“The demand’s been bigger than anyone expected,” Burstein said.

A zero-sum game

In marijuana retail, particularly near state borders, it’s a zero-sum game.

The sales boom in the St. Louis market, which has more than 70 stores, has deflated business on the Illinois side of the border, where retailers have lost millions of dollars in sales since Missouri’s adult-use launch, according to quarterly reports and earnings calls.

Top executives at New York-based multistate operator Ascend Wellness Holdings, which has two shops near the Missouri border, cited revenue declines at its southern Illinois stores in recent earnings, saying it has led to suppressed margins that are expected to linger for much of the year.

Florida-based MSO Jushi Holdings, which also operates two Illinois stores near the Missouri border, reported an 8.8% year-over-year revenue decline to $66.4 million in its second quarter, partially attributing the slide to adult-use sales in Missouri.

In an Aug. 11 second-quarter earnings call, Jushi CEO James Cacioppo said total Illinois sales declined 20% from the first quarter and 40% year-over-year.

“I think we under-anticipated the pricing power initially out of the gate that retailers were going to have in Missouri,” Jushi Chief Strategy Director Trent Woloveck told MJBizDaily in an interview.

“The impact was a little bit greater than then we had thought due to that pricing for flower, vapes and infused products.”

In response, Jushi has implemented several initiatives, including adding new promotions and diversifying product SKUs (stock-keeping units) to ease the impact of declines sales in Illinois.

Northern exposure

Market dynamics in northern Illinois, particularly along the Wisconsin border, are a different story.

Wisconsin is among 10 states without a medical or recreational marijuana program.

Illinois counties bordering Wisconsin – including Lake, McHenry, Jo Daviess and Winnebago – accounted for 15.4%, or $239.7 million, of the nearly $1.6 billion in cannabis sales last year in the state, according to a fiscal analysis requested by pro marijuana-legalization lawmakers in Wisconsin.

The Wisconsin Legislative Fiscal Bureau report, which was released in March, cited annual statistics from the Illinois Department of Financial and Professional Regulation.

Moreover, the report estimated about 7.8% of marijuana sales in Illinois in 2022, roughly $36.1 million, were generated by out-of-state residents traveling from Wisconsin.

Under Illinois law, out-of-state residents can only purchase recreational cannabis.

Two of Chicago-based multistate operator Cresco Labs’ 10 stores in Illinois are located near the Wisconsin border: a Sunnyside outlet in South Beloit at the border and one in Rockford, about a 30-minute drive away.

The South Beloit store often draws up to 1,000 daily visitors, according to Cresco’s national retail president, Cory Rothschild – traffic on par with the nation’s busiest marijuana retailers in highly populated areas.

It’s all the more impressive, considering that South Beloit has a population of roughly 8,000 and is more than 40 miles from Madison, the nearest city and Wisconsin’s state capital.

“It’s an extremely high-volume retail location,” Rothschild told MJBizDaily.

“South Beloit and Rockford as well are probably (among the) top dispensaries in the country.”

Maryland

Maryland is the newest recreational cannabis market, with nearly 100 medical marijuana dispensaries having converted to adult-use retail in late June.

While LeafLink wholesale data suggests about a 10% increase in wholesale product purchases statewide after the launch of adult-use sales, some retailers along Maryland’s south and eastern borders are doubling orders to meet demand.

In Elkton, near the Delaware border, stores are ordering about $41,000 in wholesale products per month, up 115% since the launch of recreational sales on July 1.

In the Rockville/Germantown area – outside of Washington DC and near the Virginia and West Virginia borders – monthly wholesale purchases have increased about 42%, to $54,000 per store, since recreational sales began.

Though MMJ dispensaries opened in West Virginia in 2021, the state still has some of the harshest marijuana laws in the country, according to the Marijuana Policy Project.

Meanwhile, Virginia’s adult-use rollout has been put on ice by Republican Gov. Glenn Youngkin.

MSO MariMed’s wholesale business serving retailers in Maryland has benefited from increased demand from neighboring states, according to Jeff Jones, director of operations.

“We have retail customers that are very close to Virginia, Pennsylvania and West Virginia, and I’m sure that’s driving a significant amount of their business,” he said.

The Massachusetts-based company supplies every retailer in the state with its product brands.

MariMed is planning to double its cultivation and canopy space in Maryland, with product from that expansion expected to hit the wholesale and retail markets in the first quarter of 2024, Jones said.

Its retail operation in Annapolis – the state capital is about a 45-minute drive from Pennsylvania or West Virginia – hasn’t experienced the same type of uptick from border business but is still performing well, according to Jones.

A tale of two borders

The small town of Sunland Park, New Mexico, has racked up outsized sales since the state launched recreational retail in April 2022.

The sparsely populated bedroom community is situated across the border from El Paso, Texas, and Jaurez, Mexico, which have a combined population of more than 2.2 million.

That purchasing power has helped Sunland Park’s 88063 ZIP code top the state for per-capita adult-use spending, a sales metric that divides dollars spent for cannabis by population.

Per-person recreational marijuana spending in Sunland Park was $1,044, according to an MJBizDaily analysis of data from the New Mexico Regulation and Licensing Department.

Its 88063 ZIP code also houses two of New Mexico’s leading cannabis stores.

Ultra Health and Everest Cannabis Co. generated nearly $6.1 million in combined sales from August 2022 to February 2023, according to MJBizDaily research.

Because business has been so strong at that Sunland Park store, Ultra Health last summer opened an adjacent location that handles only online orders for pickups.

The majority of its 42 stores were strategically aligned to capture business along New Mexico’s more than 600-mile border with Texas, the second-most-populated state.

“I would say half our business is Texas-related,” Ultra Health CEO Duke Rodriguez told MJBizDaily.

As part of that strategy, the company is planning to open an outlet in Lordsburg with hopes of drawing customers from Mexico, Texas and Arizona.

Mexico border towns share more than commerce, including family, culture and language.

Some residents own commercial properties and homes on either side of the border.

And residents tend to travel freely between Juarez, El Paso and Sunland Park to shop, dine and visit friends and family, according to Rodriguez.

Many also buy regulated marijuana, which might come as a surprise to some industry watchers, especially those unfamiliar with border business in the Southwest.

Though transporting licensed cannabis across the U.S.-Mexico border is barred under federal law, it’s fairly common, industry insiders tell MJBizDaily.

“The product is intended to be consumed within the state of New Mexico and should not cross state or international boundaries,” Ultra Health’s Rodriguez advised.

“The reality is some consumers cross these boundaries intentionally or by not being fully aware of the risk and prohibition.”

Sales in other border communities, such as Clovis and Hobbs – where Ultra Health also has stores – are also outpacing the field, another sign that Texans, and some Mexicans, are crossing the border to purchase marijuana from New Mexico marijuana retailers.

Source: https://mjbizdaily.com/border-sales-a-boost-for-most-cannabis-retailers-across-us/

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Cannabis Art Is Flourishing On Etsy

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1 year ago

September 4, 2023

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Although there is an available and thriving market for cannabis art, most e-commerce websites and platforms prohibit artists from selling art that depicts cannabis.

Is there any section or industry without cannabis influence? It’s starting to look like there isn’t any, as, throughout history, cannabis users have displayed their creative capabilities in various ways. And now cannabis art is flourishing on Etsy

Cannabis users and enthusiasts are some of the most innovative people you’ll ever meet, and their inspiring works of art have been admired for decades. Most of the works created by cannabis enthusiasts have also sparked debate for centuries, dating William Shakespeare’s times.

Cannabis and the creative arts

Research has shown a fantastic connection between cannabis and creativity, an intriguing relationship that is attributed to the plant’s remarkable properties. Cannabis interacts with the human brain through the endocannabinoid system and receptors in the brain.

Extensive works of research show that creative prowess and imagination heighten when users consume cannabis, thus enabling divergent and distinct thought patterns. Hence the reason great men and women like Maya Angelou and Louis Armstrong celebrated the impact of cannabis on their creative careers.A more significant percentage of the creative industry is also full of trailblazers who have affirmed that cannabis is a significant influence on their success. For such artists, marijuana inspires the way they hone their crafts and showcase their ideas.

Despite such a show of artistic brilliance, some artists struggle with finding a place to showcase their works. Why is this the case? Why can’t artist showcase their cannabis-inspired art?

The problem with finding a market showcase

Although there is an available and thriving market for cannabis art, most e-commerce websites and platforms prohibit artists from selling art that depicts cannabis. Some of these merchant shops also flag items such as CBD paraphernalia and insist that such things cannot be sold.

With such restrictions, creative artists fail to get an adequate space to share their creations with the world. Artists feel shut out of the market space, and then COVID-19 happened.

The Coronavirus Pandemic made everything worse for cannabis artists and businesses to maintain operations, which created a disturbing gap in the market.

The Solution: A cannabis-themed marketplace

As the challenge became increasingly worse, two outspoken cannabis advocates co-founded an online marketplace called The Artsy Leaf. Space was set-up as a multi-vendor marketplace to make it possible for artists to display their works.

The co-founders Abbey Weintraub Sklar and Rebecca Goldberg discovered that there were many international craftsmen, women, and artists with products that weren’t shared on any platform. The artists’ products are unique cannabis-friendly items that were mostly scattered on censored tech platforms that limited their exposure to the world.

Goldberg and Skylar understood the importance of an online vendor marketplace created for creators and buyers in the cannabis industry. COVID-19 and its resultant impact was also the inspiration behind an online space.

Initially, it was supposed to be an in-person CBD marketplace, but the pandemic made physical meetings impossible for buying and selling purposes. Hence the reason the co-founders made it an online space with a highly functional website.

The Artsy Leaf

The Artsy Leaf marketplace replaces other online platforms that were too restrictive for those in the cannabis industry. Some of those unfriendly sites didn’t provide room for tagging, describing, and listing CBD products, making it difficult for artists to advertise their products.

But with the Artsy Leaf marketplace, vendors and small business owners have maximum freedom to advertise their cannabis items. The platform also incorporates advertising with SEO consulting and doesn’t hide its processing fees.

The co-founders maintain that their desire to help all cannabis vendors succeed drives the marketplace. The website launched with an initial 14 vendors, and with its viable operational approach, more vendors are expected to join this revolutionary idea.

A virtual cannabis marketplace is what the world needs right now to bridge the gap between artists and buyers. Cannabis-inspired pieces will always remain relevant globally because of how unique and disruptive they can be. The Artsy Leaf is the right incubation place for ideas, purchases, and value exchange.

The future of the online marketplace

The future of the online cannabis marketplace for artists looks promising, and why is this so important? Well, cannabis is gaining a lot of momentum in America, with more states legalizing marijuana more people will gain access to weed, and when they do, they may be inspired to create unique art pieces or be looking to purchase unique cannabis inspired works.

Either way, the cannabis world needs an outlet for artists to share their works, and this is where platforms like the Artsy Leaf become crucial. Other online platforms may start to look into adjusting their policies regarding this issue because this sector is about to explode.

It is time to change the current status quo on the other E-commerce sites not allowing cannabis artists to showcase their genius.

Bottom line

The world is awakening to the ever-increasing potentials of cannabis. Through marketplaces like the Artsy Leaf, cannabis artists and art lovers can meet, interact and sustain the cannabis industry.

Without platforms like these, cannabis-inspired art will gradually decline, and that isn’t good for the cannabis industry at all. We must all continue to encourage the establishments of platforms (online and offline) where artists can thrive. Budding cannabis artists need more places to express themselves, and the Artsy Leaf is a suitable platform.

If you are a cannabis-themed artist, an aspiring one, or a small business owner and you struggle with promoting your work, you can visit The Artsy Leaf.

Source: https://thefreshtoast.com/cannabusiness/cannabis-art-is-flourishing-on-etsy/

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Beer Lingo, A Guide To Becoming A Better Patron

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1 year ago

August 24, 2023

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Bars are wondrous places full of beer, chatter, celebration, ways to get drunk and opportunities to meet friends. But they are also tricky. As with most niche scenes, there is lingo you need to know, terms you should memorize and slang with which you should show facility. What’s Imperial mean? How do you pronounce “weisse?” And how much should I tip my bartender? Hang on, because you’re about to find out the answers to all of these. Here is your beer lingo, a guide to becoming a better patron. BTW, the Slavic word ‘beer’ came from the verb ‘to drink’. Initially, beer was any kind of drink.

Hops

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Small green pine cone-like buds that grow on vines. Their oils and acids preserve and flavor beer.

Hoppy

The thing snobby people refer to about beer, and what people who hardly ever drink beer say they don’t like. Hoppy is often used as a synonym for the word ‘bitter,’ but there are plenty of beers that use loads of hops and don’t taste the least bit bitter.

Malt

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The sugars used to sweeten beer.

Malty

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That syrupy, sweet flavor in beer drunk by amateurs.

Perry

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A cider-like drink made exclusively with pears.

Imperial

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A word out in front of certain beer styles (Stout, IPA) meaning they’re much stronger.

Mead

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Beer produced from honey, water and yeast.

Ale

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Ale is brewed using a warm fermentation method, resulting in a sweet, full-bodied and fruity taste. It is a maltier, top-fermented beer.

Lager

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A beer that is effervescent and light in color and body. it is a dry, bottom-fermented drink.

IPA

Stands for India Pale Ale because it was originally brewed in the United Kingdom and shipped to British soldiers in India during colonization (which is still basically happening). It is made with more hops, to give it a stronger flavor. There’s no standardised threshold at which a pale ale becomes an IPA, though.

Cask-Conditioned

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The process in which a draught beer retains yeast to enable a secondary fermentation to take place in a cask in the pub cellar. Cask conditioned beer is the traditional drink of the British pub, and served properly, it can be among the most subtle and beguiling of beer types.

Fresh Hop

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Beer made with recently picked hops that haven’t been dried. It provides distinctively grassy, plant-like, and “green” flavor profiles without the bitterness associated with IPAs and other beers featuring copious dried hops.

Weisse

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Pronounced ‘Vice’ is the counterpart in German for “white,” most commonly used in reference to the sour Berliner type of beer, but also sometimes to the Bavarian type, as in weissbier. Weizen is the German word for “wheat,” most often applied to the Bavarian wheat beer style.

Microbrew

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Compared to macrobreweries, which produce millions of barrels per year, microbreweries produce a relatively small amount of beer—between 1,000 to no more than 15,000 barrels annually. But aside from their size, what makes microbreweries special is that they’re known for brewing specialty beers.

The type of beer you do not use for beer pong unless you make more money than your bartender.

Pint

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The size of glass most beers are served in, and also the thing you dropped and smashed when you were trying to text your Uber driver.

Dive Bar

The kind of bar you actually really like going to, unless you’re trying to impress a date or a friend. It is typically a small, unglamorous, eclectic, old-style drinking establishment with inexpensive yet strong drinks; it may feature dim lighting, shabby or dated decor, neon beer signs, packaged beer sales, cash-only service, and local clientele

BTW, the strongest beer in the world has a strength of 67.5%. It was created in 2017 by the Scottish brewery Brewmeister. The beer is called Snake Venom

Pickup Line

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The thing you should never say because it never works.

Tip

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The amount of money you give a bartender after a transaction, which should be more than you initially think to give because A) most bartenders are relatively poor and deserve dough, and B) if you tip a lot you’ll be remembered C) if you tip too little you’ll be remembered D )

How do you want to be remembered?